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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

#1 or #2?

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#1 or #2?

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NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Riker’s toilet would be placed right in the middle of a room … so that he could walk up to it, swing his leg over and sit down

    The Riker Maneuver

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    Do it somewhere on the holodeck.

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        I thought it was the buckets of ejaculate.

        • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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          As Tom Paris says, “it’s the holodeck, Tuvok. Doesn’t count.”

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        • robdor@lemmynsfw.com
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          The ol santorum

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    I mean, they have a transporter right? Couldn’t they just beam waste into a holding container or out into space? In discovery they say they recycle everything so maybe it just gets beamed to Kieko’s Arboretum lol.

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      The whole idea of Replicators and Transporters is that they have some technology which can efficiently convert matter and energy, so it’s possible that they use some sort of reverse-replicator to process waste.

      You also never see what they do with the glass cups the replicators create when someone asks for a drink…

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        I think in DS9 they sometimes put the leftovers back into the replicator for de-replication but they’re Cardassian so they might work differently.

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          Janeway tells Chakotay to un-replicate the watch he made her for her birthday during the Year of Hell, because the energy can be used for something more useful, so they can definitely reclaim things

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    Can’t you just go onto the transporter?

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      You can, but you have to bribe Chief O’Brien, or it’ll turn up somewhere awkward.

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      Can’t transport the smell away.

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        pretty sure you can, would be strange if transporters can’t handle gases…

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          The smell won’t stay on the transport pad, you’d have to transport the whole room.

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            oh i assumed you’d transport it right out of the bowels, harry potter style.

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      Ah yes, the Stewie Griffin solution

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    • NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eeOP
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      The more you know!

      https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bathroom

      The head was visible in a few episodes, but while the doorway was initially labeled “CONFERENCE” in “Gambit, Part II”, it was relabelled “HEAD” by “Emergence”. In addition, in episodes throughout the seventh season, multiple crew members can be seen simultaneously entering the bridge via the head. It is unclear how many toilets are available for use in the head on the main bridge.

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        • NegativeNull@lemm.ee@lemm.eeOP
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          Why was Riker always constipated?

          He couldn’t go #2 because he was #1

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    One poop removal, please

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