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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Tensions are escalating

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Tensions are escalating

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The Picard Maneuver to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • NPC
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    11•2 years ago

    This has been the single greatest post on this community so far.

  • @betamark@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      24•2 years ago

      Wow, this wordplay has layers.

  • @cygnus@lemmy.ca
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    72•2 years ago

    Good thing there’s a neutral zone in between.

    • @ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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      43•2 years ago

      So there’s a cloaked pickup flying a Romulan flag in the street?

      • @SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world
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        5•2 years ago

        OP. It’s time to have a clear plastic flag with white for the Romulan empire made and placed at the edge of your property.

  • Dharma Curious
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    34•2 years ago

    I want to live in this neighborhood so badly. If anyone can get me into a rental in that neighborhood, I will fly the flag of Bajor!

    • @WrittenWeird@lemmy.world
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      grins Dukatly

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      24•2 years ago

      You may be in a neighborhood like that already! You just need to be the first to fly the flag.

      • Dharma Curious
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        15•2 years ago

        My nearest neighbor is a km/half a mile away, and she has no interest in star trek. The only flag she flies has MAGA on it :(

    • mosiacmango
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      8•2 years ago

      Flags you say? What’s your stance on statues of benevolent rulers?

      • Dharma Curious
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        4•2 years ago

        No statues to the butcher of Bajor!

        • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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          5•2 years ago

          What about the Hero of Canton? The man they call Jane?

  • @jayandp@sh.itjust.works
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    9•2 years ago

    Is the road the Neutral Zone?

    • @ex_nihilo@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      It would be if the neighbors hung the romulan empire flag.

  • @BreadOven@lemmy.world
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    11•2 years ago

    Your neighbors probably: today is a good day to die.

  • NegativeNull@lemm.ee
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    11•2 years ago

    Other neighbor next door:
    Dominion

    • @clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      This would obviously be where Jeffrey Combs lives.

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Ferenginar? Andoria? Cybertron?

  • @WrittenWeird@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can’t see it.

    Crappy house down the street with the Camaro on cinder blocks and beer cans all over the lawn has a Cardassian flag.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      10•2 years ago

      Neighbor next door is a Romulan flag, you just can’t see it.

      Well played

    • @Madison420@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Would need a root cellar in the backyard that leads to God.

    • @Apeman42@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      The actual Cardassian flag, or the Dukat one that says “Make Cardassia Strong Again”?

      • @WrittenWeird@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        *Make Bajor Great Again.

    • @clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      I can’t tell how serious you are but I love the DS9 analogy.

  • The Bard in GreenA
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    15•2 years ago

    Glory to you, and your house.

  • @Cascio@lemmy.world
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    2•2 years ago

    Are you just outside Pittsburgh?

  • @TheJims@lemmy.world
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    4•2 years ago

    They bring dishonor to their house.

    Shields up Captain!

  • @clearedtoland@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    I wish I had cool (uncool?) neighbors like that. Mine just never trim their encroaching hedges, and generally seem friendly but slightly ominous - like cardassians or romulans, come to think of it.

    • @totallynotarobot@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      Cardassians would have slaves to trim the hedges tho

  • @RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    Gre’thor will be paved with your ashes!

    *shoves Ferengi door-to-door salesman’s head onto a pike

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