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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

Instructions unclear, posted the Captain.

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Instructions unclear, posted the Captain.

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Lydia_K@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    This is the most sci-fi thing ever

  • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world
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  • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works
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    Oh Captain My Captain

    • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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      He’s just trying to get to the wormhole back to vulcan

      • Lydia_K@startrek.websiteOP
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        Finally! someone who gets it!

  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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    A captains job was simple: Find a phone booth. Find a crew, find some spice, engage

    • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      This broke my brain a little. Thank you for that.

      I might need this on a t-shirt…

  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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    Shiny!

  • Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
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    This is the one where Smeagol steals the Ring of Fire from the Circus and kills his cousin Dobby by drowning him in the river Styx. Luckily Homer is there to write an Odyssey. Captain Kirk, ringleader of the Circus, fights it out with Finnegan to see who’s the best, “'Ey, Jimmy Boy. Where’s my Frosted Lucky Charms?” “OMG Spock, that rock monster looks like a pile of Chef-boy-ar-dee. Let’s chow down on these spherules while I use my phaser to light this bong.”

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      Ohh, I thought that was Farscape!

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      And flies away in his ship … the UNSC Centurion Falcon

  • JWBananas@startrek.website
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    And what, three shots disintegrates?

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    Is that a Zardoz reference?

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    Meh… Planet of the Alien was better.

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    Why was this place considered viable. It’s news, furry porn, fuckcars, and whatever these middling star trek memes are. I’m blocking every other community it feels like.

    • Lydia_K@startrek.websiteOP
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      Sir, this is a Risa’s drive-through.

    • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca
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      You sir are about as bland as the EMH Mark II and twice as cowardly.

    • whileloop@lemmy.world
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      Lost Lemmings?

    • JWBananas@startrek.website
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      Live fast and get fucked or whatever 🖖

    • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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      uwotm8

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      No. Stop. Don’t go.

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      Chewy, no!

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