Why are you buying a new crystal ball every month
I keep on breaking them practicing scrying so I don’t have to pay for onlyWitches
I’d stop buying a new one every month since apperently your onlyWitches consumption is less expensive. Also you support the witches directly and encourage them to make more “content”.
When one skips the bowl stand, the things like to roll off the table and break?
Filthy only Witches! Just Summon yourself a Sucubus like a normal person!
No.
As an evil wizard, you could pay your staff less than 2000g and make some savings.
This is secretly a meme about how badly you’re getting ripped off on arcane foci. You don’t need crystal balls AND staves, and you don’t need them monthly. Even if you did, an orb is the most expensive at 20 gp. And who buys a new magic mirror every month?
Just flee to the Astral plane, bro. They don’t extradite.
You can use the ol’reliable magical masterclass trick. Go to some nobles and tell them some random stadistic about how much can learning a cantrip help their sons to defend themselves in these hard times.
Is… Is this a boomery economic reality denial meme with a wizard? Oh no not 3 dollar toast.
Nope, this is a deep meme. Loosely based off of several other memes, with the original being a dude that couldn’t feed his family because he spent 7k a month on candles. And no one could convince him to lower his candle budget.
