“So this is my character. Her name is Armpits Esquire and she’s three halfling paladin brothers from a dead order in a trenchcoat. Because of their stacking auras, they are nearly- no, you can continue loading, it gets worse.”
Okay but Armpits Esquire has the kind of whimsy I love best.
Way better as an npc. There is no man straight enough to straighten out a campaign with daily Armpits Esquire. She’s the cherry on the top of the cherry on top of the cherry on top of the sundae
I’d never heard this before, but I adore the tiny tinge* of chicanery the singer adds to every line!
This was wonderful, thanks for sharing The Bard in Gree… A- Are you a kobold or three, perhaps?
There are actually a few versions of this song by different YouTube’s. This one’s my favorite, but I’m biased (JoCat is great)
If you’re wondering how it is that I sing three part harmony…
