WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!
My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I’m just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.
“Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M’Benga’s beard is.”
“Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La’an.”
To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.
Definitely the second hottest main cast in my ranking, but the one thing that sets them back is that I agree with Keiko: Miles is unfuckable.
Fine man, love to have a beer with him, but not even that Irish brogue would get me to uh… manually realign his warp coil.
What if he serenaded you with a traditional Irish folk song about Unions?
Shit, dude… I hadn’t thought of it from that angle. Include Julian there dancing to the song, and I’d certainly have to consider it.
