• @potoo22@programming.dev
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    441 day ago

    That last one is dead. Very dead. Not edible. Leave it alone. Says on their medical record DNR (Do not ressessitate). Leave alone. Will die again. Tastes bad anyway. Won worst actor in drama class. Kept dying on stage. Is dead now. Best to leave them be. Can’t eat dead snec. Tastes bad. Eat fresh smol-eye snec instead. This one is dead though. mhm.

    • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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      81 day ago

      Stumbled into a little water moccasin hissing at me like this the other day.

      “Bro. You’re twitching your tail and hissing. Not buying the upside-down head thing.”