Come Mr. Spock, and bring McCoy,

We’re gonna beam down to enjoy,

Some contact with, a brand new world,

Oh look at all these alien girls…

Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello…

Well they don’t look, very dangerous!

Here we are now! Educate us!

We made out but, then they caged us!

She’s an android. She betrayed us!

It’s Apollo? A mugato! Gary Mitchel! Here’s a tribble!

Hey!