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If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.
Edit: FYI this is from Terry Pratchett’s Lords and Ladies, the same book that OP paraphrased
Puking on the carpet, dropping dead things at your feet, licking at you, drawing your blood with sharp claws. Imagine a long slimy toad-lizard with those sharp claws, behaving like that.