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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago

What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you’re shocked more people don’t know about it?

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What life hack is so simple yet so effective, you’re shocked more people don’t know about it?

@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 10 months ago
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  • @zcd@lemmy.ca
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    88•10 months ago

    Well yeah crank your hog first of course

    • @NarrativeBear@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Spank the monkey

      • KingJalopy
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        8•10 months ago

        Flog the dolphin

        • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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          1•10 months ago

          Mildly to firmly squeeze your penis while moving your hand back and forward

      • Snot Flickerman
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        10 months ago

        Filbert and Heffer playing “Spank the Monkey”

        • Captain Aggravated
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          7•10 months ago

          Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.

          Rocko?

          Mrs. Bighead?

          simultaneous phone slam

          • Snot Flickerman
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            2•10 months ago

            There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.

            Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.

      • Jay
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        7•10 months ago

        Choke the chicken.

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