• @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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    9 months ago

    Sorcery, alchemy, soothsaying, baby. Come one come all I’ll cure what ails you. I’ll summon portals and turn lead into #gold.

    Or maybe the town crier. Hear ye, hear ye, elon musk hast tweeted about his balls.