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bedroom eyes
You battle your significant other for honor in bed?
Why, is there another way to do it?
My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.
If it’s done right, yeah.
Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”
Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”
