This is what's commonly known as "bedroom eyes"

Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website · 3 years ago

scurry@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

bedroom eyes

You battle your significant other for honor in bed?

Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website · 3 years ago

Why, is there another way to do it?

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 3 years ago

My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.

Jo Miran@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago

Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”

Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”

Dharma Curious@startrek.website · 3 years ago

If it’s done right, yeah.

RBG@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 years ago

Glory to you… and your hoooousssse!

Raven FellBlade@sh.itjust.works · 3 years ago

Glory!

Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website · 3 years ago

Qapla’

teruma@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

Lets face it everyone under the age of 35 first learned what bedroom eyes are because of Nala from Lion King…

demlet@lemmy.world · 3 years ago

So find someone who looks like they want to eat me?

Data's Cat Spot@startrek.website · 3 years ago

We should all be so lucky

ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website · 3 years ago

Bedroom eyes is the worst episode of DS9.

Everyone looks like they are uncomfortable at all points.