bedroom eyes
You battle your significant other for honor in bed?
Why, is there another way to do it?
My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.
Husband: “Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress.”
Wife: “There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner…but not today.”
If it’s done right, yeah.
Glory to you… and your hoooousssse!
Lets face it everyone under the age of 35 first learned what bedroom eyes are because of Nala from Lion King…
Bedroom eyes is the worst episode of DS9.
Everyone looks like they are uncomfortable at all points.
Glory!
Qapla’
So find someone who looks like they want to eat me?
We should all be so lucky
