I remember my DM in an early game pushing and pushing me to do something stupid because I wasn’t apparently good at roleplaying because … i didn’t do what my character wouldn’t fucking do. I cringed at him the whole time he walked me through it and then was so proud for getting me out of my routine.
I know how to act motherfucker it’s called dedication to a character, not do random shit to prove you’re “creative”
The first one, because people will die at a slower rate.
The second one, because the density will cause the trolley to slow down sooner, versus the first one where it will be able to pick up speed again between each person. Also, more time to save people down the rail with my handy rope cutting knife.
Discovering just how many vegetables are all brassica was a lot similar to when I found out that all real tea (black/green/white/oolong) is the exact same plant.
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
darwinian selection has nothing to do with aging. that’s religious right / 1920s robber baron bullshit.
What’s next, litter boxes in nursing homes? /s
That’s because every version of Windows since XP has been kind of dogshit
Oh I have literally thought of this too. Maybe a bit more like Cops or if The Office was a real paper company office… but at a software company. So many fires to put out, so many blockers, so much drama between design / pm / dev / qa / execs, etc. Launch date blockers. Post-release hotfix nightmares. It could work
I was in my teens before I discovered that “weed” just meant “plant you don’t want.” There is not really a biological definition of weed. Anything is a weed if you don’t want it there.
HomerOS here we come
I swore I read that mysql dbs will store multiple bools in a row as bit maps in one byte. I can’t prove it though
Which part?
cries in left_pad
It’s kind of astonishing how many people leaned on that library just to add fucking spaces to strings
Me: I need spec – not just trust code Manager: You always make unnecessary demands, I’m replacing you AI: I would be happy to help you, if you could provide spec? Manager: god fuckin dammit
I honestly sometimes think to go into business myself just so I can write contracts that say “you will give us a fucking spec” and just keep billing while they fuck around not providing a spec
The reason is that you can take the same people and slide the panels to the left iteratively.