We did this as kids and one blew up while my brother was holding it, about an inch above his closed hand. So close to looking like one of these radiographs… Don’t hold fireworks kids.

Mine was also f-droid, but my wife’s wasn’t. Experienced issue on both :(

This is in Ontario

https://xkcd.com/243/

Idk if I’d say these are the top 5, but ones that come to mind:

Team America World Police Airplane Fargo Apollo 13 Apollo 13 a second time

Give birth right before your trip