Your proposed solution to overly complex systems seems to be to ignore the requirements that make them complex in the first place. If that works for you, this is a perfectly fine approach. But most companies with actual signed SLAs won’t accept “we’ll just have a few seconds of downtime/high latency every time a developer deploys something to production #yolo”.

I’ve been using Loop for a year or two and it’s great.

I ended up going with addy.io since their Lite plan is cheaper and offers what I’m currently looking for, but I’ll keep SimpleLogin in mind for whenever I need to upgrade.

I’ve heard of them before, good to know they support this. I’ll check out their plans, thanks!

The only possible answer is House of the Dead, followed by all other Uwe Boll movies.