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7 months agoMy dogs love puking on carpets, especially if it’s right behind the closed bedroom door that opens toward them, right where I’ll step. Bonus points for making a racket in the middle of the night to get me to sleepily check on them.


My dogs love puking on carpets, especially if it’s right behind the closed bedroom door that opens toward them, right where I’ll step. Bonus points for making a racket in the middle of the night to get me to sleepily check on them.
Ha, loser.
*glances over at 6 bash scripts and 2 cron jobs*
Not you, you’re perfect