Psst,

git add -p

i already learned how to use my operating system, now you’re telling me I have to learn 30 new libraries that do the exact same shit?

u r dumb enough to let someone take advantage of your naivety in some topic out there, tech nerd.

that’s just how shit works, remember it.

I nominate itch to cannibalise the fucker

Dude if you’ve ever struggled getting your pants legs onto your legs this past month I don’t want to hear a fucking thing from you about some intern uploading DCIM_2938484.jpg instead of DCIM_2938483 as a pic for a post on a goddamn microblog site

u couldn’t get me to write half of this stuff even if you paid me