I have been, and always shall be, the best Star Trek movie.

Lindelof: “oh I don’t think so”.

“Riker to transporter room one, lock on to that transmission and beam me over”

So that’s what it’s like to experience Bij.

Two ways to do something, the right way and the Janeway.

And Rick the Dick Berman said fuck no, in fact here’s a blonde bombshell in a catsuit. Fuck you.

“Everyone Hates Kurtzman”

And how did they breathe?

Some people are just allergic to money.

Have sex with the bible.

I can’t believe the CATHOLIC CHURCH isn’t somehow at the vanguard of modern social and moral issues.

Sokath, his browser history erased.

So my teachers are…plutocrat, terrorist, part-time terrorist, blogger, war criminal, twink, ancient sex-changing slug, sentient mud, and he-who-must-suffer…?

What am I learning here?