Because their other friends are on them, and the celebrities they follow.

I like the one guy who said he pays taxes so that he can have civilization. It kinda sucks a company has near-absolute monopoly of tax-return software, and thus I’m interested if there’s a FOSS alternative to that.

Night is the only “me” time I can get.

What an obnoxious excuse, there are far worse problems children have to face besides bad parenting.