Sonya Gomez: the Mirror Universe

I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before

The jokes are apparent.

Pizza and weed sounds like a good business model, tbh

Me neither, but I wood do it again.

Why even bother with a dream? “As soon as your hand touches the chair, everyone in the room is flung into a parallel dimension, each of your consciousnesses replacing the consciousness of the previous host, Quantum Leap-style. You are all sitting in a high school cafeteria on folding metal chairs…”

Then find a way to tell the players that you all need to somehow get the low-INT barbarian inhabiting Karen’s body elected PTA president before their consciousnesses can be returned to their original bodies.

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not, but I’m talking about the DARE program.

Uhhhhh… poop knife?

But seriously, I was a kid who had to go through DARE in school, and I did not know how much outright lying was part of that program. And because I was a goody-two-shoes, I believed everything DARE told me.

I was in my late 30s before Reddit presented me with facts that showed me that LSD does not, in fact, pool at the base of your spine and cause you to trip randomly for the rest of your life.

NGL, I kinda want to see the dumpster fire of a show starring Kevin Sorbo, Tim Allen, and Scott Baio. As if the last two seasons of Andromeda weren’t bad enough, lol

It was captivating

Is there an equivalent to /r/fuckmyshitup on Lemmy?

WHY DO I NEED TO WATCH A COMMERCIAL BEFORE I CAN WATCH THE COMMERCIAL I WANT TO WATCH?

She called him that like twice in the series? Early on before it became Will all the time

I’m honestly surprised that it didn’t happen right after Brexit. There was definitely talk of unification so people in Northern Ireland could continue to be a part of the EU and visit the other parts of the island with no Troubles. (Pun absolutely intended)

See, now, Lwaxana would be more interested in fucking (adult) John Connor than trying to kill him.

Borg? Sounds Swedish

Aspartame, apparently

Look buddy, this may be /c/Risa, but you don’t need to seek Jamaharon

This is 100% the fault of the studio execs who don’t want their employees to have a fair wage. I can wait for my Star Trek if it means upholding the ideals that Trek stands for.

Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.