I’m glad that she’s come so far so quickly. It seems like only yesterday they were talking about a Private Data Breach.

I will steal a joke from Beavis and Butt Head.

“I see you have already given yourself military rankings, Major Woody and Private Parts!!!”

“Who is General Protection Fault and why is he reading my memory?”

I dated a guy named Data once. We were into ballroom dancing, had to break up due to his first name.

Give that lady a promotion!

It’d be less confusing to see a headline about “Lt. Col. Data Breach”

Reminds me of a running joke in How I Met Your Mother where they’d salute people when they used words like general and major in conversation