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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago

some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.

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some wrote A bash script that writes to Sam Altman once a day to report the RAM he missed.

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 days ago
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https://ram-altman.lol/

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  • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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    Look how much money is wasted in billionaires. It would be far more useful with poor people who would actually use the money instead of hoarding it like dragons.

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      for ages the stories have battled over the ultimate purpose of humanity.

      Is not the purpose, to meet the needs of all people while sustaining the environment that gives us this life?

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      Tax those fuckers into ground

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        More importantly, close the loopholes and enforce the rules

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      That’s what money does.

      Exponential wealth and power consolidation is an emergent property.

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    Hi Sam,

    I hear RAM is hard to come by these days, so it feels a bit rude to be sitting on 248.1 GiB of it. Total installed: 251.7 GiB. It’s not for sale, I just like knowing it’s there.

    Stay allocated, A concerned RAM owner

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    Lol

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    EDIT: https://programming.dev/post/58833843

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’d buy this on a T-shirt

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    My extra spicy first pre coffee thought im response to Sam Altman’s viewpoint here: I imagine sam Altmans neighbors have bullets, just wasting their potential sitting in boxes. they yearn for the minds

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    It’s not vibecoded if anyone else wanted to check.

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    Pffft. We all know you can just download more ram. What’s this guys problem?

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      Good old Memmaker! Classic memory boosting program. Sam should take notes.

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    Honestly the best version of this joke so far.

    I love you beautifully creative bastards.

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    Love this. Totally using this

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