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muhyb@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago

The PHP part never gets old

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The PHP part never gets old

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muhyb@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago
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  • DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    21 days ago

    The LISP parentheses are not equally balanced. There are more ( than ).

    • muhyb@programming.devOP
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      21 days ago

      Exactly 6 more.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      Oh god, I’m getting PTSD. So many parentheses

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      Oh god, I’m getting PTSD. So many parentheses

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    Python:

    from horses import Horse 
    
    my_horse = Horse(color="brown")
    

    There. Done.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      horses was last released in 2024, and can only run on python up to 3.12.

      horses depends on iron-making, that is up to date. That means the current version of iron-making depends on python >= 3.14, and that all the versions prior to 2025 were taken offline due to a CVE where if you run the library as root in a web backend that uses the make_nail function, people can open your barn doors without authorization when inside it.

      • The Bard in GreenA
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        I cannot up vote this enough.

      • yxc999@lemmy.ml
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        20 days ago

        thanks, I hate it

      • nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de
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        19 days ago

        I’m really having trouble recognizing if @marcos@lemmy.world started talking bullhoreseshit, or if the post by @Diplomjodler@lemmy.world is the first to be just trolling…

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      You built a horse in Python. There’s too much space between you and the horse so it dies.

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        I’ll just instantiate a new one.

  • Alavi@programming.dev
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    21 days ago

    But notice that lisp was the only one where you actually built a horse.

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    The assembly one isn’t fair.

    https://kolibrios.org/en

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    Ctrl-F “rust” - > 0 matches

    I sense a pertubance in the force

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      Well duh, Ctrl f doesn’t work on pictures!

  • Null42x86@lemmy.world
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    you could say that it aged well

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    That’s because it’s already so old, it can’t get older.

    • muhyb@programming.devOP
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      PHP is a vampire.

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    C: You build a horse. Well, it’s not really a horse, but it can do almost all the essential horse-things. It’s incredibly fast and compact. Your horse is named “Blue\0\0\0\0\0T~31wsXEi]DiMGW8mh^3”. Oh, and now someone else owns it.

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    ruby: you built a horse that builds a horse to build your horse. your barn is too small. it crashes. everyone is dead.

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