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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 17 days ago

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    unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.

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      … grep?

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        I’m gonna tie you too the radiator, and grep you in the mouth for decades, and decades, and decades!

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          The Hammurderer is quickly becoming regarded as the worst-received advertising mascot since Kool-Aid’s 1989 discontinuation of “The Grapist,” a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.

          The Onion, March 2002

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        Sounds pretty close to grope or grab.

    • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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      date

    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Put on the sockets, finger and connect, accept reject.

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      You forgot scrot

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  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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    “ffmpeg” 🤨

  • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Look who coined the terms. Like the Silicon Valley stoners/hippies who came up with bit, byte, and nibble.

    • c0wboy dani@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What’s a nibble in this context?

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        Usually half a byte, 4b, but I think the general definition is half of the word size

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    They forgot master/slave in version control systems.

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    “Nobody mention the GIMP”

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      Bring out the GIMP

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    Always with all the questions. You want in or not?

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    I just put my network card into promiscuous mode

  • onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s the man-in-the-Middle.

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    I like how the most prominent part of the screenshot is the person explaining the joke in an unfunny way

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