Challenge her to make a better wrap than you. Call it a wrap battle.

Sorry, but I think that’s a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you’ve gotta roll with it.

Chicken shawarma with pickled beets is excellent

Roasted beets and chickpea wraps seem to be a common Mediterranean style dish*, but if you serve with a side of M&Ms you can call yourself a Wrap God.

*I can’t attest to how good the recipe is (or if a human has ever made it), but maybe something like this or this?

If she wanted a wrap, you should have given her a wrap goddammit. Stop fooling around, mate.