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If you’re happy

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If you’re happy

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  • 0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    crank ur hog

    • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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      I CRANKED MY HOG MULTIPLE TIMES TODAY BROTHER, BUT I STILL GOT MORE! ARRROOO

    • Thunderwolf@lemmy.world
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      AWOOOOOOGA

    • Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world
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      I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.

      AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE

      AROOOOOOO

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      AH ROOO

  • kinkles@sh.itjust.works
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    squeeze your meat

  • kmartburrito@lemmy.world
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    Compress your pork

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly

  • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Pinch your polska

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      Last time someone pinched polska they got bombed by the British

  • Mpatch@lemmy.world
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    Dick in a vice?

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      … in a box. In a tote bag, filled with sauce!

      DickoTown!

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    Screw a ham?

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      “Clamp your hams” is my guess.

  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    …put your clamped meat loaf slice on a plate with Mediterranean design.

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    're

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    Secure your gammon

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    Clasp your Ham

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