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“Drink a verification can.”

Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.
What if I ate my YubiKey?
Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks
Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats
Please drink verification can to continue
you know what you ate though
and you are what you eat
YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.
Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.
Well why not
Something you saw in a fever dream
From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes




