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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

This is a glass

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This is a glass

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  • Avicenna@programming.dev
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    //don’t remove this comment or else

    • greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Load bearing comment

    • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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      //what if I remove this comment and else?

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        //Then line 368 that checks if the comment exists will fail and will be sad

        • KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de
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          No :(

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Opportunist… “It’s an empty glass. I drank it while you were arguing.”

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    /**
     * @brief This is the coffee cup class
     * 
     * This class describes a cup or mug that neatly integrates a
     * container for vectors of cCoffee instances with a fully
     * functional handle to carry the cup or mug around. Used for 
     * pretty much everything.
     */
    class cTallGlass : public cGlass {
    
  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    // This is a Glass class
    class Glass {
         filled(halfFull,  halfEmpty) {
             this.halfFull;
             this.halfEmpty;
             }
    }
    
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    The current legacy code I’m dealing with is full of these:

    // TODO: Class description here to satisfy linter

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      // I’m paid by the line

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        That sounds horribe, actually.

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        deleted by creator

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    Glass _glass = new Glass(); //make variable glass of type glass and make a new glass
    ///<captainusefuldoc>Gets the glass</captainusefuldoc>
    Glass getGlass() => _glass; //get the glass in _glass
    
  • Ink Blade@lemmygrad.ml
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    Normal person: Nobody asked you if it was a glass.

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    The comment section makes me happy we have Dessalines as the Lemmy dev and not other members of the community

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    Birb: How the fuck is water doing that °v°

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