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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

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Every cell in my body has become a mirror site

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/70550004

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    Mitochondria is the Napster of the cell.

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      Lars is the virus.

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    You wouldn’t download a virus.

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    Back before writing when everything was oral history this was technically true. I mean files were stories and peer to peer transfer was telling each other stories.

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