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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Nun Chucks

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Nun Chucks

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/49144784

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    “I’m sorry, I just sold the last ones I had, there’s nun left”

  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    We want nun of that. Gopher-Chucks are where it’s at.

  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone 3D print Chuck Norris in a nun uniform so we can have a chuck nun to go along with this nun chuck!

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
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    Would be better if they had Chuck Noris’ face.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Nun on one side and chuck on the other!

    • FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Chuck-Nun-Chuck or Nun-Chuck-Chuck

  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world
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    This made me crack a laughing fit in the middle of some restaurant with my family.

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