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simple@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago

It's almost done

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simple@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 years ago
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    The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time.
    The last 10% of the task takes the other 90% of the time.

    • Cabrio@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Which is why you switch the project team after 90% so you can get to 99% completion in 50% of the time. Now that’s thinking like a Project Manager.

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    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

  • Noetic97@lemmy.world
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    It’s crazy that they got these images from my lunch today.

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    I feel attacked.

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    This truly hurts.

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    What you said: “It’s almost done”

    What the PM heard: “It’s done”

    What the business tells its clients: “It’s deployed and already servicing customers”

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    “I should have a PR up today sometime”…repeats that phrase in the morning huddle 4 days in a row.

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    Ffrom a dev perspective it’s also often “Yep that would take three days if we worked on it”. Two years later - no progress.

    There’s a difference between an estimate and a promise to deliver.

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