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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot

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"Lance" isn't a very common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lancelot

Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place…

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    Got a good facepalm out of my wife with this one. Thanks!

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      Mine just uttered a withering “oh, god,” and tried to continue setting up for her morning meetup.

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    “King Arthur Came-a-lot…”

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    I said this out loud to my wife.

    She might divorce me.

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    Top tier.

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    There’s an entire round table of less common names.

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