The Bard's Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

Horror story

piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone

message-square
24
link
fedilink
512

Horror story

piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago
message-square
24
link
fedilink

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/science_memes/p/823862/horror-story

alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • Pumpkin Escobar@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    45
    ·
    4 months ago

    It could be worse, there could be two Microsoft Teams…

    ‘I have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working’: Artemis II astronauts have the most relatable complaint

    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      edit-2
      2 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      4 months ago

      Don’t worry, there’s actually 4 teams

      • New teams
      • Teams classic
      • Teams for school
      • Teams Home and small business
    • Mikina@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      I was just about to post this, the fact that it means that there is actually a precedent of astronauts using Teams on a mission, so we may be bringing Teams to the Mars for real, makes it a lot more funnier.

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    31
    ·
    4 months ago

    I mean, actually the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars would be a congratulations screen saying we’ve finished the demo content.

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      4 months ago

      that was the tutorial? Fuuck

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        4 months ago

        Well, when the full release comes out we’ll have to play it all over again. Save files don’t transfer.

        • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          9
          ·
          edit-2
          3 months ago

          deleted by creator

    • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      4 months ago

      Please buy WinMars license!

      • squaresinger@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        I’ll just close the popup and keep using it as is.

    • Zink@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      I dunno, that might be some immensely relieving news to hear, that all this is not true reality.

    • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      4 months ago

      15.99/month to access Uranus

  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    4 months ago

    Now I’m picturing trying to conduct a video meeting with a 10-40 minute lag for the people on Mars.

    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      4 months ago

      And you will love time zone conversions. A “day” on mars is called sol, it’s 24 hours 39 minutes. So if the meeting is at the same mars time every sol, it starts 40 minutes later each day… Weekly meetings drift 4 and a half hours each week

      • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        I would rather permanently cut off all contact between Earth and Mars than have to program day/time conversion between them. Especially with time zones and leap years.

    • errer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 months ago

      But that’s just how Teams operates today, how will it work on Mars?

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      4 months ago

      Need satellites around each planet and around the sun for when earth and mars are on opposite sides of the sun and both people are on the night side

      • optional@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        4 months ago

        A solar conjunction of mars happens every 26 month and takes about two weeks. That’s the perfect time to install Windows updates and reboot the system. At least that feels as if it also takes two weeks.

  • grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    4 months ago

    The most terrifying thing we could actually find on Mars? Ruins of an ancient proto-human civilisation that had reached a similar level of technological advancement to our own.

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    4 months ago
    • Lands on Mars

    • Attempts to turn Martian sand into glass panes

    • It doesn’t work

    Omg. On Mars we will never experience Windows.

  • GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    4 months ago

    A fossilized human skeleton.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

    horrific on multiple levels.

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    4 months ago

  • staircase@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    4 months ago

    Elon Musk

  • Owl@mander.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    4 months ago

    All I know is that the only thing they fear is you

  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    4 months ago

    Either gates to hell, or Epstein files of Gates

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
    • If the mod doesn’t find it funny, you’re banned. Ha-ha!.. For real: do not use the community for “statements”. There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 86 users / day
  • 1.33K users / week
  • 3.15K users / month
  • 8.6K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.6K subscribers
  • 1.8K Posts
  • 31.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.14
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org