Talk about your ex. Or at least that’s a pro tip that I like to hear often
I made this mistake (had a relationship for 8 years that started when I was 16) at the time, so I had zero dating experience. The girl I had a date with thought: “ok, then this’ll just be a one night stand, he’s not bad looking.”
More than 6 years later we’re married with a daughter, dog and cat.
Or my ax
Show up with your wife.
And kids
Fart in their general direction.
I was gonna say take a dump on their bumper but yours works too
Murder tends to be frowned upon.
Using your phone constantly
Come with your spouse? Or your mum?
Order the lobster. Or you’ll have to put out
Don’t start planning a family
Not say anything.
Went on a date with a girl I thought was pretty cute, and I heard she had the hots for me. So at first I had high hopes. NGL, I like mysterious but that was too much. All I got was variations of a shrug.
I’m not proud of what I did, but I made some excuse and just left her alone. I simply couldn’t stand it.
Ask me zero questions and/or not contribute much to the conversation. I want to get to know you, and I want a partner who is genuinely interested in getting to know me.
Confessing your crimes. Save it for the wedding night.
