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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago

The biggest mystery known to mankind

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The biggest mystery known to mankind

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CodyIT@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “I can’t select the proper option in the dropbox, it doesn’t exist anymore” -> sends me a screenshot of the missing item

    get on website, the item is right there for me to select

    log into database, there’s nothing wrong, everything is as should be

    recieve new message: “I can select it now, thanks for your prompt fix!”

    thanks man, I did nothing

    • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    My favourite: The code does not work. You make a change, it breaks more. You undo that mistake: it now works.

    • Dremor@lemmy.world
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      Good ol’ cache.

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        Or in the silliest circumstances wrong development environment.

    • CodyIT@programming.devOP
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      Yeah, that’s classic

    • BehindTheBarrier@programming.dev
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      My worst one, have working code, make a change, it broke. Revert it, still broken…

      The issue was that all icons and stuff randomly got a wrong size in the GUI. Just had to restart the machine to fix it, but I was really pulling my hair out when I somehow broke things backwards in time.

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    It’s fun when I just try to compile it again and it works fine. I’m sure that’s a good sign.

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    Why was this made with AI instead of a meme generator? Poor Tom got the Uncanny Valley filter.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    “The problem just went away.”

    As a fellow dev used to say, “Any problem that goes away by itself can come back by itself.”

    • Auth@lemmy.world
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      thats a problem for future me

      • Rooster326@programming.dev
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        Not if the the layoffs continue

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    On a serious note, if you can’t look at the diff and make sense of it, you’re doing something wrong.

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    with a language like rust this actually hardly ever happens

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    deleted by creator

  • cookiecoookie@lemmy.world
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    Thankfully there’s AI as an excuse, that way they grumble about it but don’t want to know how you did it

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    wait ppl dont have a local git repo that always do a commit everytime you press ctrl+s?

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    Iteration X.

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