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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    Master/slave

    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      That one is frowned upon by some cultures.

  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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    Construction is like this too.

    Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

    Edit, nailing studs.

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      “Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You’re going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you’ll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it’s walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts.”

      Maybe a bit more machining, but it’s not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

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    No touch?

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      No touch only cat

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    We used to finger our users too.

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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

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    Oh my god I’m sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You’re just so pretty…

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      I dumped my core so fast …

  • vrek@programming.dev
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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    I think there are 4 reasons:

    1. Most people are very horny
    2. It people are very online
    3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
    4. Other professions aren’t as identifiable, or online.
  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

    • tauonite@lemmy.world
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      Vibe coding before it was cool

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

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    touch grass

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

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    deleted by creator

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    Tell me more about Alice’s brother Bob’s sisters.

    Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

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    It’s all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

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