I’ve encountered these in the wild and my office has them installed. They’re distributed with SIM cards installed, they don’t join the WiFi. Fun fact
I live in the year 2026, I’m pretty sure, and this still made so little sense to me, that I assumed they meant “hacking a water fountain” as in hitting it with an axe.
They mean to hack as in accessing it via a network to cause it to fill faster than it can empty.
I remember before Snowden’s whistle-blowing people online assumed it was crazy to think the government would want to spy on citizens personal internet communications, too. Online privacy was tinfoil hat stuff for people who didn’t know better.
guard sniffs air
“Wait a minute! Did someone add grapefruit again?? I must inspect immediately!”





