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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago

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#Km91#@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months ago
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  • AliasVortex@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Reminds me a bit of this comic:

    comic illustrates the humorous contrast between artistic creativity and programming. The left shows a cheerful artist drawing with a rainbow and puppy nearby. The right portrays a coder invoking a "Machine Spirit" with dark themes. (Note: alt text generated with Google's ai overview)

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    Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.

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    What’s wrong with executing the parrent?

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      If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.

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    I have a candle on my desk…

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    No candles, but I do light up a torch wink wink

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    You have obviously never tried dereferencing a null pointer.

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    If you use Rust you can check “Candles” too: https://docs.rs/candle-core/latest/candle_core/

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