No one can exit vim. It’s simply not possible.
There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.
You just reboot. Right?
:!sudo reboot
Every computer has a built-in “exit vim” button, conveniently located on the chassis, usually next to the power cord. Flick it to 0, then back to 1, and you’ll find vim has been successfully exited. :)
You simply need to set up a MCP server which controls the smart plug and give the AI access to it.
I don’t even know what a MCP server is and I feel like I’ve somewhat dodged a bullet there. Ignorance is bliss. :)
Ok this proves that AI has reaches human level intelligence.
This is the closest I have seen Copilot doing something like a human Programmer would
This is how we trap it. This is how we win.
Are you sure? It looks like this is going “Hey, I can’t get the front door open to the house, so I called the cops and told them I was being held hostage so they would break down the door with a battering ram.”
How long is it before CoPilot can’t exit vim and just deletes vim as the solution?
I hope it does delete vim with itself inside it. Yesplease.

Just like me fr
Why :wq doesnt work?
If it’s a read only file it won’t work, but it might be in insert mode and can’t escape.
It should have tried :q!
Could be in recording mode, which usually needs a couple ESC or a Q then you can :wq
I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t exit vim.
It has achieved the same level of awareness as the average emacs user.
How to protect your computer from automated AI attacks 101: start vim
Is it stupid? Just do C-x-c!
This is the way.
Shit, does that mean LLMs are real programmers, bow?
I was a programmer for the Commodore PET, let me see what I can do.
10 Exit VIM
20 end
did it work?
Yes, thank you very much, this actually solved not only my “can’t exit vim” problem but also my “humans keep getting in the way of my world domination” problem, though for that one I had to repeat the command 3549 times and output exactly what I was trying to do on the user’s console and every PA system I could access.
ZZ?ZC? Come on now, copilot. You have more options than simply killing it.










