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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Give the thieves a break

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Give the thieves a break

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Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • zerosignal@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

    • cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m willing to buy your 11 tons of kitkat.

      • zerosignal@lemmy.world
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        Once I get the cash, I’ll ship you all 10½ tons

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    I just heard about it from Garron. “Fuck you Nestle!”

    https://youtube.com/shorts/grQTxtdEWTc

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    Theres a kit kat cereal!? I would expect the worst, but absolutely would try it.

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      I’ve tried it in my country and it tasted awful

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    sigh At least steal better chocolate.

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      I don’t think there’s better company to steal from than nestle

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Fair point, well presented

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    Could be worse… Thieves could’ve swapped them with the American puke flavored ones.

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      At least ours aren’t made by Nestle.

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    2 months ago

    The Big Break (2026)

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    Bars or cereal?

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      If they do it multiple times it will be cereal and if they get caught there will be bars.

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    Another w for the underground transgender mafia.1000156623

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    Fuck yeah, fuck Nestle, free chocolate!

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    Send this to Brandon and Dan for their food heist podcast

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    Sweet joke

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