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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 months ago

The Tomato Method

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The Tomato Method

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 months ago
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  • Aielman15@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    He is neither intelligent nor wise, though.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      he had charisma tho. fooled many people.

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        Ehh, people thought he was a super genius up until he started talking more.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          we all roll ones every now and then

  • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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    Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

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    Tesla stock is ridiculously high though. As it is in “positive numbers.”

  • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    No no no I mean I’m absolutely fine with using Felon Skum as an example.

    Intelligence is knowing how each one of his products are bad and also knowing that he didn’t actually create Tesla.

    Wisdom is knowing to use the Fediverse instead of his social platforms.

    Strength is how easily you can maul Skum.

    Charisma is the ability to deceive the police if they are asking you after you got rid of his body.

    Dunno about DEX and CON tho.

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      Dex and Con are for escaping after you roll a 1 on the Cha check.

      • Venia Silente@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Well that would be hilarious (not for the escaping one :p)

  • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
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    Do not eat the potato field tomato, you will die.

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      Eat the potato field tomato elon

  • Stern@lemmy.world
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    Charisma is convincing people that salsa is a fruit salad.

    • GreenBeard@lemmy.ca
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      Or that a battery powered dumpster is a pickup truck?

    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      But it is though

      Salsa can also be described as a “nightshade salad”

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      mmm mango lime chili salsa

  • ZebulonP@lemmy.world
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    Tomato fruit salad is a thing. Its called salsa.

  • dukeofdummies@lemmy.world
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    That’s kinda why I liked DC20 reducing it all to strength, dexterity, intelligence, charisma. Attacking uses whatever is the highest Stat.

    Just, super simple and let’s you make a wider variety of characters.

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    Intelligence is knowing you shouldn’t eat a rotten tomato

    Wisdom is knowing the act of claiming eating a rotten tomato is a sign of a strong constitution is merely made up and pointless, and eating the tomato will give you the shits later.

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    I can say I miserably fail on every test, although Elon could have just done that for some uh, slightly counter productive insider trading

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