DM: OK, the bugbear skeleton is animated.

Cleric: I make it–

DM: Oh, you want to control it too? That’s another wish.

Wishes are always problematic.

They inevitably devolve into lawyering.

Essentially he used a wish to learn the Infestation Cantrip. I think that’s fair

“You didn’t specify that you wanted to animate live skeletons. I only gave you the ability to magic up some nice animated skeleton drawings.”

Fuck, I’m gonna steal this one.

And promptly forget all about it and never do it, but still.