Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.
Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore
So like a regular married couple?
wow itd be like romeo and juliet
Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it’s job better when flat.
You are using subpar metals, brother. And the intricacy of their carvings will be delicate, nearly flat, so as not to disrupt functionality.
They said “a single” face so probably not the strikeface.
the strikeface which will get damaged
That’s advanced dwarven smithing.
Etch your logo into the strikeface so customers leave your stamp on their foes like it’s a calling card.
I’d be fine with the dwarf disappearing for 36 hours and forgetting I exist.
Being a dwarf sounds alot like my ADHD
“My blade was forged by drwarven smiths with autism, so you know it’s good”
“With all the enchantments known to man”
Today I realized that elves and dwarves represent different locations of the neurodivergent spectrum.






