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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month ago

Perfect Balance

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Perfect Balance

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month ago
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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 month ago

    Nobody ever accused Legolas and Gimli of being straight.

  • veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world
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    Except dwarves and elves hate each other in almost every lore

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      So like a regular married couple?

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      wow itd be like romeo and juliet

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Dwarf gonna carve the sides, not the strikeface which will get damaged and does it’s job better when flat.

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      You are using subpar metals, brother. And the intricacy of their carvings will be delicate, nearly flat, so as not to disrupt functionality.

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      They said “a single” face so probably not the strikeface.

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      the strikeface which will get damaged

      That’s advanced dwarven smithing.

      Etch your logo into the strikeface so customers leave your stamp on their foes like it’s a calling card.

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    I’d be fine with the dwarf disappearing for 36 hours and forgetting I exist.

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    Being a dwarf sounds alot like my ADHD

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      “My blade was forged by drwarven smiths with autism, so you know it’s good”

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        “With all the enchantments known to man”

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    Today I realized that elves and dwarves represent different locations of the neurodivergent spectrum.

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