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Deep rectal itch
I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger
It’s super effective!
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world has fainted.
I can think of some ways to get it scratched
Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.
Scratch it with a cucumber then take a big bite of said cucumber while maintaining Gowron levels of eye contact.
Not 20 Intimidation Check
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*Grandma preps her toolkit*
Suddenly that itch isn’t so bad after all… now that you really think about it. “It’s fine grandma…false alarm.”
I eat Fig potion
I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES
Oh sweet I’m a virgin again
Scoundrel! I cast Last Season Of Your Favorite Show Never Gets Made.
IVE FOUND YOU. TONIGHT YOU DIE
Use prune
I cast Mage Hand and scratch it then.
Jk, I don’t cast Mage Hand.
I, as a mage, just use my hand.
“Mage Hand”.
TIL
I cast restart PC
I cast Swamp Ass!
Finally my calling.
