Kotlin seams fun
It is. Also *seems
A pointer?
To a dictionary
No, no, they’re saying Kotlin seams together the fun.
Related: Every
Fnkey on a keyboard is a missed opportunity! That’s not fun at all!
okay, now i gotta figure out how to start a keyboard rave when i press fn
That’s a cool looking keyboard!
Begs the question, what’s the other shift key labeled!
Doesn’t matter: Nobody uses right shift for anything but pinball games!
In the language Gulf of Mexico,
you can use any letters from the word “function” (as long as they’re in order)
union foo () => ()In the language Gulf of Mexico
HUH?
Some languages start arrays at 0, which can be unintuitive for beginners. Some languages start arrays at 1, which isn’t representative of how the code actually works. Gulf of Mexico does the best of both worlds: Arrays start at -1.
Oh, I see they’re serious! Time to ditch JavaScript.
If you’re unsure, that’s ok. You can put a question mark at the end of a line instead. It prints debug info about that line to the console for you.
print("Hello world")?Fucking sold, I was gonna learn rust but you’ve changed my mind
funcitonIdk why but that’s how I type it half the time.
You press c and t using the same finger, and i with another. So since you need to use the same finger twice in a row, also moving it a fair distance in between, your other finger just presses the button a little bit too soon, and that’s how you end up with
funciton‘c’ and ‘t’ should definitely be hit with different fingers if you do touch-typing. But with one hand, that’s true.
there’s no ‘i’ on that keyboard?
And two Ls
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Fixed. Brought to you by ortho gang.
I just recorded myself typing it a dozen of times, and it always goes as:
F - Left index U - Right middle N - Right index C - Left index T - Left middle I - Right middle O - Right ring N - Right index
I usually generally follow zones while typing, but for frequent words like this I tend to break it, which mostly make sense, like using middle finger for U to free index finger for N, and then moving it one over for a quick IO without lifting the index from N), but then that CT thing is a decades-long ingrained thing that I didn’t even realize how weird it was until I looked closely at it. It reminds me of that thing that bothers me on my other kb which is ortholinear and I always struggle in games with it because I can’t press 2 while holding Shift and W at the same time. On normal keyboards I use ring fingers and slightly twist my wrist clockwise, but on ortholinear it’s not there, and it’s actually easier to use index finger and twist the other way, or roll middle over without lifting, but it’s very hard to break that habit.
And you can continue typing it that way for as long as you want if you set up autohotkey to automatically fix your typos.
Autohotkey? Naw, you wanna setup a daily cron job to read and replace every one of your common typos with the correct spelling. That’s the way, trust me.
Edit: Daily cron job typo correction.
()=>{}Javascript straddling the middle as usual.
The equivalent in JavaScript / TypeScript would actually be
function () {}, this is the syntax for named functions.C# is the same as bash though.
It’s object-oriented; you can assign this to a named variable.
Not exactly aimed at language keywords (although it is aimed at the language designers who decided abbreviations in keywords are acceptable):
I hate abbreviations in source code so fucking much. Reading is more of software engineering than writing. If you cannot be bothered to type a whole word because typing is hard for you, find a different job. Do not force others to engage in mental gymnastics to understand what the fuck a variable or function is supposed to mean.
There was a rather famous piece of software at my last job. Guy writing it wanted job security. A lot of the core variables of the application were named based on the sounds a helicopter made. God damn onomatopoeia variables. Pretty sure that shit is still in use somewhere.
Bash was derived by a team of criminally insane programmers in the bowels of a South American asylum so deep in the jungle no country can rightfully claim it as its own. It is the product of the demented keystrokes of the damned, possessing a singular logic so alien that its developers can hardly be said to be human at all.
And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
What, are we code golfing?
Sure. Use :() :;: to score every hole-in-one all at once.
function: ... goto function;Or perhaps
call functionif you’ve got a call stack going.Nevermind that is C or something right? Otherwise it would be
jmp function?Yeah that’s C.
I added the
gototo put emphasis on the function being a label instead of a real function.I’ve done that in C before. I was just confused because the labels need to be in scope of a function as far as I am aware. In assembly you don’t really have that.
We’ll just put everything in
int main(). No worries
() => {}
While
Cfeels fine without having a keyword for function, I feel likebashwould have benefitted from it.Bash (specifically Bash, not POSIX sh) does have a keyword for functions (
function), but it’s optional.Ooh nice.
The optional bit messed it up, because even though I can make my scripts easier for me, other’s scripts won’t be.
But thenbashhad to be usable withshscripts, so I get it.Right. It’s optional so that Bash remains backwards compatible as a superset of POSIX sh. If you’re working with exclusively Bash, though, it’s nice to use as syntactic sugar if nothing else.
C++ [](){} looks nice.
R:
\()Nix:
:( although Nix doesn’t allow empty bodies so it won’t build )
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