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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Clock, but its ORDER BY Hour DESC

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  • Sunoc@sh.itjust.works
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    Still way better than the best LLMs can do

    • otacon239@lemmy.world
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      Kimi and Deepseek both seem to do a decent job.

      Something funky is going on. They’re somewhat random each time I refresh. Sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t.

      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        Click on the question mark for an explanation

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    You mean I, II, III, IV, IX, V, VI, VII, VIII, X, XI, XII

    • wischi@programming.dev
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      Here you are: https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

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    Because an image is a bit to lazy IMHO for “prgrammer” humor. I programmed a clock that actually works. Have fun 🤣

    https://jsfiddle.net/gjpwf5oq/2/

    Btw: you can change the order of the clock-face if you want.

    Update: Supports arbitrary text now (example roman numerals): https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

    Update: And with Months because why not 🤣 https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/7/

  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    Order by string desc would be Z-A ordering, or 9-0

    ORDER BY str(Hour) DESC: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 12, 11, 10, 1

    ORDER BY int(Hour) DESC: 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

    • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That depends on language

      • optissima (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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        Finally a truly localised time

        • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I meant programming language, but yeah also true

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    I wonder how it would look with excel sort

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Probably a bunch of error messages relating to improperly executed macro scripts, failed external api calls, and maybe copilot demanding you put all your documents into one drive… and also somehow the same ‘hey, do you have a moment?’ Teams message from one person, but somehow on 2 or 3 different versions of Teams, simultaneously.

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    Makes me wonder if there’s an equivalent of /r/BadUXBattles loved that Reddit

    Edit: couldn’t find one, made one

    !baduibattles@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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      Then you’ll love this video https://youtu.be/TOzEnwl7LkA

      • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Makes me think of the https://neal.fun/ one for passwords

        • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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          Kitboga has some videos where he integrates Neal’s password game into a fake bank password reset UI, and gets the scammers to play the game. It’s one of the GOAT scambait videos.

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    Now do a clock version of the weird American date format, mm/dd/yyyy? Maybe it has to be digital?

    mm:ss:hh? But obviously dont use 24h

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