Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square7linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBootLoop@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·3 months agoI don’t look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websiteOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 months agoTook me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
minus-squarehockeyboss77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoThe joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoI’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
I don’t look forward to having a black eyed pea on my face
Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol
The joke is “what’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?” Answer “I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.”
I’ve heard it as “I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face”
Oh that’s good too!