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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 months ago

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  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Hey, I need a transfer to 172.20.100.93.”

    “I’m sorry sir, there’s no route to that host.”

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      127.0.0.1, sir you’ve been on here all day.

      Honestly if they did have numbers like that though it would help me remember, especially if the IPs were set to streets. 15.17.2.32:0820

      Bus travels streets 15th and 17th from 2nd to 32nd, from 8am to 8pm

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        Seriously? Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system

      • dan69@lemmy.world
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        Thank god it’s not ipv6 up there.

        • purplemonkeymad@programming.dev
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          But we are running out of unique bus numbers! What will we do when they run out?

          • dan69@lemmy.world
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            We have make sure it’s not using broadcast id and host id first.

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        Won’t work in many other parts of the world, where there are actual street names instead of boring stuff like 15th and 17th

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          Wait, that was not supposed to be the house number? That is the actual street “name”? Ooof

          • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Yeah I meant like this.

            10.9.42.96:0422

            Bus runs up 10th and down 9th from 42nd Street to 96th street. From 4am to 10pm (Made up route, just figured it would be an easy example)

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              And that is supposed to be easier than 2 digits or something you have to look up on a chart?

              • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Unless the chart is readable on the bus driving towards you and you’re deciding if you want to get on, yes. Step 1 for getting on a bus shouldn’t be, access the Internet in my opinion. Nor should every other corner need to have signage and what not that blocks walking access and the view of drivers/pedestrians if we are going to share the same traveling spaces. I just want to see the bus, and say I can take that up 15 blocks to save the walk in the rain.

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          A lot of places name and number their roads, but yeah I know what you mean. Id prefer it if all streets were numbered. Did I pass Moss Cove? Not sure this is Pine Street, next is Willow Road, vs did I pass 17th, not sure this is 19th and next is 20th

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    I showed this to my gf and said “hah look baby, IP on the bus”

    She said “ew, that’s disgusting why would you do that?”

    • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.

      Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers

      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        Sounds like he already turned her off. The challenge is the next step.

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    Thats my route!

  • Aeao@lemmy.world
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    Hacker voice “I’m in”

  • BlessedDog@lemmy.world
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    Skåne 🤑

  • jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de
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    A Scania bus in Skåne is definitely in its local network.

    Skåne County (Swedish: Skåne län [ˈskôːnɛ ˈlɛːn]), sometimes referred to as Scania County or just Scania in English, is the southernmost county.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skåne_County

  • ThisLucidLens@lemmy.world
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    ssh scania@192.168.2.28

    password: bitchimabus

    rm -rf ~/.cache/passengers

  • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Wow I knew Paris had a weird bus numbering system but this takes the cake /j

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      Even still I find this a bit shortsighted. You never know if in the future there might be more than 4 billion bus lines and you run out of numbers.

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      I would have thought that was Sweden, from the Swedish on the vehicle

      • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yes. But Sweden has a sensible bus numbering system so the joke wouldn’t work.

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    RIP

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