cm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agoWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1647arrow-down17
arrow-up1640arrow-down1imageWhat is the result of a programmer's work?lemmy.mlcm0002@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 7 months agomessage-square61linkfedilink
minus-squareBajingo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoI feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-27 months agoI always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
minus-squarenexguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoDon’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
minus-squareDrunk & Root@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoim a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss
I feel like this needs to be one of those tshirts from old facebook ads that is like a skeleton riding a motorcycle. “I’m a programmer, that means I’m a machine that turns tea into nothing.”
I always liked “my body is a machine that turns childhood trauma into profits for the pharmaceutical industry.”
Don’t know about you guys but I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it ain’t for nothing.
im a machine that turns cold beer into warm piss